Joke of the Day

Q: How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.

Fun Facts of The Day: Women

First of all, here's a fun fact about me: I have actually done what she does in the shower before. It was hilarious :)  (PS. Easy A was an awesome movie!) 

A few funny facts about women: 

• A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee (strange!).
• It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.
• The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
• The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.
• Women like looking at men, just as much as men like looking at women. We just know how to hide it better!

To read more fun facts about women click on the link below! 

• http://www.buzzle.com/articles/funny-facts-about-women.html

Finnish Word of The Day!

Today's word is: kissa

Which means: cat

Pronunciation: kee-sah

Do you have a kissa? I DO! Her name is Roxy and she's about 3ish months old now and is a total brat! Tell me about your kissa in the comment below or inbox me on my Facebook. Don't have me on Facebook? There's a link in the side bar! And I'll put one right here -- http://www.facebook.com/amandamarienisula

Do you like my kitty cat alarm clock? She actually wakes me up every morning too! 

HEY YOU!

Yeah, you! 
You should help me promote my blog! And in return I'll promote you! Whatever it is that you do, it doesn't matter. If you have a blog of your own, are a musician or have other things going on just comment below or leave me a message in my Facebook inbox and I'd be more than happy to promote you! Oh and the best part? It's FREEEEE :) 


So, please people, 
Tell your friends
your mom
your dad
your grandparents
your sister
your brother
a hobo
your dog
your cat 
random strangers
your coworkers
whoever you may know! 


Please and Thank You! 

Weirdest Dream Last Night/ Interpretation

So, I had the weirdest dream last night and I just thought I'd share it with you guys. It's a little violent. Sorry about the format, I copied and pasted it and it got all screwed up and I can't fix it.  There was more before this part but I can hardly remember it. Something about us trying to get away from somewhere/something. 

My Dream

I was in a convenience store with my friend, Whitley when this robber guy came in and shot the guy at the counter so we hid behind the shelves. The robber guy said he wasn't going to kill us and then everything was okay so we all walked out of the store together. But then he said he was coming back to kill us anyways and he sounded like he was joking so we just laughed it off. Later on we were sitting in Whitley's mom's van and we were falling asleep on the floor because the seats were taken out. Suddenly I saw a guy's shadow pointing a gun at Whitley so I kinda jumped in the way so I could wake her up and move her but the bullet grazed my throat and it started bleeding. Whit's throat was bleeding heavier so it must have gotten her too. The bullet wasn't underneath her skin but the wound was still pretty bad. The robber guy kept shooting as us and all of the sudden one of my pets was there and I was trying to keep Bella or Roxy (don't remember which one of my pets but it was was one of them) away from his bullets by moving them and dodging the bullets. I don't remember much after this, I just remember Whitley gasping for air and me grabbing at my own throat to try and make it better.

Interpretation

Here's what the website called "Dream Moods" told me (the link is below)

Gun

"To dream that someone is shooting you with a gun

suggests that you are experiencing some confrontation in your waking life. You

may be feeling victimized in some situation"

Blood

"To dream that you are bleeding or losing blood

signifies that you are suffering from exhaustion or that you are feeling

emotionally drained. It may also denote bitter confrontations between you and

your friends. Your past actions has come back to haunt you. Women often dream of blood or of someone bleeding, shortly before or during their periods or

when they are pregnant"

"To dream that others are bleeding signifies an

emotional cry for help."

Throat

"To dream that you have a sore throat or have throat

problems suggest that you are having problems saying what you really think. You

are having difficulties experiencing how you feel and conveying your thoughts.

You may feel threatened or vulnerable when you express yourself."

Pets

"To see a pet in your dream represents civilized instincts. You are keeping your temper in line."

Protection

"To dream that you are protecting someone or something suggests that you are putting up an emotional wall or barrier between you and others around you."

So yeah, there you have it, my really messed up dreams that basically means I have a lot of issues. But finding out what my dream meant was actually pretty cool so if you have a dream that you want to understand better please feel free to click on this link right here ---> http://www.dreammoods.com/

Song of The Day

Wanna Hear Some Good Music?

This is my good friend, David Huffman. I have watched this guy grow and get better and better with his music. At one of my very first performances he was my guitar player for the show. I had an awesome time figuring out the songs last minute (because that's how the really cool musicians do it, right?). But anyways, I have seen him grow from a shy(ish) guitar player who never sang in public to being on his way to becoming a ROCK GOD!

The above pictures are of Huffman and I performing at the Loud As Rock concert which was a blast! I was super nervous (as you can see) but Huffman was ready and assuring. I felt better knowing that he was up there with me! 

So, if you like awesome music and you're made of 100% pure awesomeness (or would like to become that awesome) check out his Facebook page (listed below) it has a few of his songs and a video of the making of his album. Not too much is up just yet but he's working on it. He is also in a band called Sensible Demise (their Facebook page is also listed below if you want to check that out as well) with another friend of mine, Michelle, who also has some serious talent, as well as other band members, check out their page for more info. So, if you want to check out Sensible Demise's music click on the youtube link below. 


http://www.facebook.com/David.Duff.Huffman -- Huffman's Facebook Page
http://www.facebook.com/sensibledemise -- Sensible Demise's Facebook Page
http://www.youtube.com/user/settingthestandard1 - Sensible Demise's Youtube


CLICK ON THESE LINKS TO BECOME AWESOME! 
also, for every minute that you spend not clicking on these links a puppy will die. Do you hate puppies? :(