Things To Do Instead of Doing Your Assignments.

1) turn everything into a drum 
2) update your Facebook status every 5 minutes about it
3) spin in circles 
4) dance around the kitchen to Here It Goes Again cause it makes you want to bounce around.
5) try to do the moonwalk
6) talk to your dog in a funny voice and watch him question your sanity
7) chase your cat through the house yelling "love me!!" 
8) take a tea break 
9) watch cat videos on youtube
10) jump around
11) look outside every time a car drives past 
12) read all of your old text messages over and over again 
13) lay on the floor 
14) try to do a somersault on the ground 
15) google how to spell somersault.
16) try to read your textbook upside down
17) crawl through the house on your hands and knees to see what your pets see
18) clean and re-clean the whole house
19) grab something new to eat every ten minutes
20) put your hair in a ponytail on top of your head and pretend to be a helicopter
21) invent a new dance move
22) scroll up and down your news feed for no apparent reason
23) do stretches
24) air guitar
25) max out your credit card on eBay
26) doodle
27) dance some more 
28) think about going out somewhere constantly but end up not going 
29) have a full conversation with yourself
30) GO BANANAS GO GO BANANAS! 
31) run outside and jump in a snow bank cause you live in Canada eh? 
32) try to put a sweater on your cat 
33) laugh hysterically at your cat when she falls over 
34) MORE CAT VIDEOS! 
35) open the fridge, close it, sit down. repeat at least 40 times. 
36) replace every word of a song with the word meow and sing along like a cat. 
37) do the same as above but with the word woof. 
38) calm your dog down and assure him there is no other dog in the house 
39) make a list of the things you just did instead of doing your assignment. 
40) post said list on your blog so the whole world can know what a dork you are.